On a scale of 1 to Rian Dawson, how perfect are your teeth?

stays3venteen:

If you got to put yourself in any video game, what would it be?Alex: Probably Kirby.*both laugh*Jack: I would be Kirby and some Super Smash Brothers because you know, you  can FLOAT if you fall off the thing—Alex: Why, because you love to suck people off? AHAHAAHHAH BOOM.

stays3venteen:

If you got to put yourself in any video game, what would it be?

Alex: Probably Kirby.
*both laugh*
Jack: I would be Kirby and some Super Smash Brothers because you know, you  can FLOAT if you fall off the thing—
Alex: Why, because you love to suck people off? AHAHAAHHAH BOOM.

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#jack barakat
#text
#std

tagged as:
#Zack Merrick
fuckyeahjalex:

seriously.

fuckyeahjalex:

seriously.

isleptwithsomeoneinfalloutboy:

On the subject of pre-show rituals…Alex: We don’t really have any kind of rituals or anything like that. Some bands sacrifice virgins or goats—Jack: We sacrifice a virgin goatAlex: We sacrifice virgin goats! So.. there you goJack: We save money that way….Interviewer: where do you get all the goats from?Jack: Goat farms.Alex and Jack: Virgin goat farmsAlex *laughing* : We raise virgin goats
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isleptwithsomeoneinfalloutboy:

On the subject of pre-show rituals…
Alex: We don’t really have any kind of rituals or anything like that. Some bands sacrifice virgins or goats—
Jack: We sacrifice a virgin goat
Alex: We sacrifice virgin goats! So.. there you go
Jack: We save money that way….
Interviewer: where do you get all the goats from?
Jack: Goat farms.
Alex and Jack: Virgin goat farms
Alex *laughing* : We raise virgin goats

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#jack barakat
#gif

stays3venteen:

Alex: This is how we sixty-nine at boot camp.

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#video
#interview

fuckyeahalltimelowquotes:

fuckyeahjalex:

the latest atl interview that everyone keeps asking us for.

for anon